WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE

TIL President Ronald Reagan, during a soundcheck for his weekly radio address, made the following joke: “My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
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urfaveistransandplaysminecraft:

You are trans and play Minecraft!

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bobliophage413:

elwurd:

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sakurasdivorcelawyer:

Oh oh oh here it COME—

Posted 1 day ago with 644 notes

billclintonwrotebackhewrotethej:

This city is afraid of me…I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout
… and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”